1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
relationships with several versions of his mother; "I'm more or

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
The sewing machine.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
An old episode of Drake & Josh.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
Around 4?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:58 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Foster parents talking, trick-or-treaters screaming outside.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 30 seconds ago, giving candy to children.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Um... children?

9. What are you wearing?
An Alice in Wonderland costume, except it's BONDAGE style. HOW HOT IS THAT

10. Did you dream last night?
Not that I recall.

11. When did you last laugh?
Today after school.

12. What are on the walls you are in?
Various decoupages, quilt squares, a lamp, random crap.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Halloween costumes today. Uh, the weirdest would be the two Burger Kings.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Pretty fun.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Across the Universe. IT WAS SO EFFIN AWESOME

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A vacation home in Santa Cruz!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I had a Janet Jackson-esque nipple slip today. No one said anything.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would turn all humans into harmless little kitties incapable of harming the environment.

19. Do you like to dance?
Yeah, but I'm not always good at it.

20. George Bush:
I would want him assassinated if it wouldn't put Cheney into power.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
*birth month here* Mathilda. As in, April Mathilda if she was born in April.

Unless that has a bad ring to it, in which case *birth month here* Violet, for example March Violet.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jacob Edward.

IT'S NOT A TWILIGHT REFERENCE.

THAT SERIES SUCKED.

I MEAN IT WAS GOOD BUT IT SUCKED.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
No, I know exactly where I have to live and it's right here in the USA.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I'm a nonbeliever, thx.

If God and heaven existed?

"That robe you're wearing is a size 00!"